Here’s the deal folks, I’m giving away free stuff. Actually audiobooks so it’s not just stuff. “But, why?” you might be asking. Well, mostly because I can. And also, it’s pretty cool to give stuff to people. (Seriously, try it sometime, it’s a great feeling.) Sure, it’s not like giving away $100 bills to strangers, it’s even better because listening to a book is like 500 times easier than actually reading a book. Also, if you’re traveling over the holidays it’s a great way to “read” and run through the airport at the same time. You can’t do that with a real book.

I will be giving away exactly ONE audiobook each week for the next three weeks. There may or may not be a contest in order to win.

This week, there is a contest.

Here are the details:

1) Let me know which book you want and why. (The books will be coming from so head there if you want to browse.)

2) You have to write it in the form of a haiku and leave it in the comments below. (5-7-5, or Bing it to find out how to write a haiku.)

Your haiku must be received by Wednesday 9 p.m. CST to be eligible. The winner will be announced on Twitter Thursday morning by 10 a.m. CST. You should probably follow me on Twitter, if you don’t already, so I can let you know if you won. It would also be wise to include your Twitter name with your haiku so I know who wrote it. (Don’t send me your haiku on Twitter, it’s much easier to have them all in the same spot, so put it in the comments below.)

PS: This is supposed to be fun, so don’t be an asshat.